THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Boobsquatch looking real good.  I don’t understand why she has been hiding those +2’s that made her famous.  It seems like now she is so concerned about not showing them, which is so dumb because those +2’s are what make her the hot attractive girl she is.  I hope she reads this and lets those bad boys back out to make a statement.

BoobSquatch don’t let down your fans, especially the ones who masturbate to you.- nik