THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Courtney Brotherton, Kennesaw State Universitys own porta potty. She’s always posting sexy pictures up on Facebook thinking she’s hot sh*t. Somehow she’s made it into the Tilted Kilt calendar for 2013. Probably sucked a greg or two for that one. This chick is straight up trashy. Her face is busted, tattoos look sh*tty, and got a refund gap the size of the grand canyon. This girl needs to be put on blast for the ho she is. Girl we aint jealous, we just hate your stanky ass.

Tilted Kilt doesn’t believe in hot chicks.- nik