THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Keith Fallis. Or Keith “Honda Man Fellon\ Fallis as he likes to be known. If you own a Honda in Hamilton, or the surrounding area, don’t expect to have it for long with Keith around. He’ll steal his own best friends Hondas or Integras. Not only that, but he thinks that he’s gods gift to women. When really, he’s just desperate and will try to get with basically any girl that will give him the time of day. And he loves spreading his drds from all the nasty hood rats he touches. Be careful ladies and gents. If you don’t want to catch anything, or own a Honda that you don’t want stolen, make sure you keep this loser out of your life!

I like how his artist missed his elbow and then circled his work.- nik