THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’m having a huge problem in my life.  My wife is good friends with Jennifer aka Wild Thing.  They have been friends for a very long time but in the past few months, the more she brings her around… the more I’m contemplating leaving my wife for Wild Thing.  I know it probably sounds crazy because you are thinking what would make Wild Thing want to be with me.  Well 2 reasons:  First reason is that we have always have the best conversations whenever we talk, we laugh together and just stare into each others eyes and the second reason… I’m RICH, trust me.  I bought my first wife and have no doubt I can buy Jennifer’s love as well.

Don’t get sucked in… she is all chest.- nik