THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so disappointed in my friends and all their behaviors lately.  Many of them are out of college and starting to make some real money and just spending it on want to be PP’s.  Check out how they are bragging about this crew of girls they just hung out with you.  To me, they all look like bootleg PP’s.  All this to go to the south coast plaza tomorrow and buy some red bottoms and a purse.

I hate when people confuse Garden Grove or Westminister for Newport Beach.- nik