THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Alma Nicole. I want to know why this girl thinks she’s such hot shit. Just because ugly guys jack off to your instagram pictures every morning, doesnt mean you are a model. I’d also be interested to know what Wells Fargo thinks of their employees displaying themselves like this outside of work. Please put this whore on the blast so that she can stop thinking she’s the shit. So Nik, I already know the answer, but would you? Actually, what would it take for you to say yes. She got boobs before her nose, and both are still messed up!

That second pic is a whole lotta photoshop.  She needs to learn how to smooth out the edges.- nik