THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, in response to that Jenna Shea post about her making $20k for taking NBA purple crayons. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT, LET ALONE PAY FOR IT?!?!?!? Look how FAT this broad is! She talks like she is black…it is so unattractive. She even mentions “purple” in the picture… $20k?!?!! You couldn’t pay me $20k to stick it in this fat cow.

Jenna Shea tweeted me that the player who paid the $20k actually plays for the Pistons… so I apologize to all the Clipper fans who had their hopes up.- nik