THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Playboy’s month of June Kari Nautique.  Ever since then, she wouldn’t shut up about how she is in Playboy and how many doors and opportunities this will open up for her future.  Sorry Kari but Playboy has only done wonders for about 1o girls in its whole existence.  Trust me, the only thing Playboy will do these days for you is get you some escorting gigs and that is about it.  So come back down to earth and focus on your future.

I thought Playboy doesn’t take girls with C-section scars?- nik