THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kristilynn Geiger. The world needs to be warned she is completely toxic!!! She has driven every man she’s ever dated to the brink of insanity. She WILL f*ck you over guaranteed! She thinks she’s the cutest girl on the planet, god’s gift to mankind and acts all innocent, but she’s far from it, she’s actually just annoying. She’s a groupie and a drug addict. Consider yourself warned.

Thank you Ex-boyfriend.- nik