THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I called this hot russian chick on backpage escorts for an hour of anal fun and it turned out to be a sh*tty mess. Like her make up and her dirty ass she didnt clean before our appointment. If thats not dirty enough she helped herself to my big bag of d*p* and my 200 bucks. A little work and I found out her name is Lenka Palenchuck the local pdx working girl who needs a bag over her head because in person she is more than a crapy mess.  Don’t waste your time with this one.

Thanks for the heads up.- nik