THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies and gentleman, here is Ronald Van Hampton. First off,he has to pay women to hang out with him. Creepy and desperate much? Second, he has a lengthy record including but not limited to: domestic violence, domestic violence with a weapon, burglary, theft, and menacing. Ronald always gets jealous of other guys around him as well. Ummm…ok? He always has drama around him but he just doesn’t seem to get why! Here it is Ronny, you’re the reason!!! I mean, cmon…you know you should stop trying so hard once your facial hair starts to grey. This guy always cheats on his hot girlfriend and is constantly trying to pick up on girls. WTF?! Get a clue Ron and grow the fck up.

Nice empties collection.  How many years did it take you to stock that many up?- nik