THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge fan here and been DA strong since the beginning.  Anyway, when you first posted Shimderella I thought nothing of her, then you got her +2’s and I was in love.  Then she got her nose done and that was it for me, I truly wanted to marry her.  But here is my issue with her, its seems like she goes through so many different phases, because for a few months she looks so damn hot and then for a few weeks looks a little chubby and not herself.  Wanted to ask you what the hell is that all about?

Shimderella must be on birth control.- nik