THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Vanessa Farrell.  She moved to Toronto from Montreal about a year ago and ever since, she has been noticed as one of the hottest girls in town.  Now, as I girl, I’m never one not to say a girl is hot when she is… but for some reason, I just don’t see why every guy in town is in love with this girl.  Nik, am I missing something?

Ladies, the #1 rule in life: Always get your nose done first before +2’s.- nik