THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is Treisha. She claims to be a pro makeup artist, freelancing for Smashbox and working for well known modeling agencies. She also claims to be a devout Christian. Her makeup credentials are about as fake as the Louis Vuitton bags she brags about having. She tries so hard to impress people with all her material goods, yet when you call her out on her bullshit, she loses her mind and threatens to sue you for “deformation of character” (her words). She claims her brother works for the FBI and her uncle is an attorney, but her husband is a convicted felon, from drug trafficking and writing bad checks. What would Jesus think of her bikini bottom halfway up her cooch? The world may never know.

I’m sure she also claims to be a model, but we all know that’s not true.- nik