THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, found this chick on tumblr and I think you can agree with me here that we need more info!  She seems to be pretty much perfect and we need to get more intel Nik.  So any chance you know her?  Or do you want to get to know her?

Her elbows are dominant, she has terrible man veins on her hands and her ears are diagonal not symmetrical. Sorry, but she doesn’t deserve our attention.- nik