THE DIRTY ARMY: Whats up everyone! So this dick and money hungry whore is named Lindsay Gardner. She works at the mall and is goin to school to cut hair. Sounds like a good girl yea? not so much. Guys if you want to get ur dick wet, this is the girl to hit up. tipsy off 1 beer, and GONE after 2. She thinks guys should pay and do everything for her now that she lost some weight. Shes also bipolar AF so dont catch her on one of her rage days. Guess what Lindsay, we can all see right through that fake of urs. Good luck with the future diseases u catch to go along with the drds u already got!

She photoshops the dyke right out of her.- nik