THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay so everyone knows that you hate girls with tattoos, but what is your opinion on girls with piercings? I’ve included pictures of belly rings and dermal implants. (all from google) Are they as much of a turn off for you as tattoos? And if not, what piercings are acceptable?

I’m not a piercing cat… I don’t understand why chicks want more holes in their body? Why can’t they just be happy with their God given warm holes?- nik