THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know people have been sending in less than flattering photos of Jessica Green, just wondering why they haven’t surfaced yet? I’d say yes to her over and over again, but her face is definitely a little wonky. Not sure whether it’s the untamed eyebrows, the chipmunk cheeks, or the mouth. Just wondering why yes to her, but not the other girls who have been posted and are equally (or in some cases more) attractive?

These pictures are from when she was young and fat. All I care about is real time and currently from what I have seen, she has elements that entice my sperm.- nik