THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I think you should know about this certain Texas Tech student, Brandan Boylan. He may look cool on the outside, but really he\’s a shady mother f***er that\’ll lie, do, and say anything to get what he wants. He\’s also spreading diseases all around the city of Lubbock, can you say gross? It gets worse… we call him the minute man (i bet you can suspect why).

He can probably only slay freshmen.- nik