THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would love for you to meet Faren. She works in Telecommunications but tells everyone she is a cop. Truth is she just sleeps with every cop or anyone who works around law enforcement or semi pro wrestling. She likes to pray on men in relationships. She loves having the drama that comes with their significant other finds out. Faren likes to act big and bad because she works at a police department but all she does is sit on her fat ass eating her Gluten free pizzas & posting to her self on Twitter. First look at her you think maybe she is a decent looking girl. But then you see her in person & your like “damn”! This b*tch has got hit with more than one ugly stick and she is literally a giant. She stands at 6ft something. She makes herself think she has all the guys after her & that they are the problem. Bring a shovel boys, this hole is deep!

Maybe she really is Superman? Faren, screw the haters… prove them wrong and lose all the weight.- nik