THE DIRTY ARMY: Sup ladies? Meet Brett-Chowdaddy-Breath-Lysik. This kids IQ is as low as his standards. He likes to start every tailgate off with a champagne shower of beers. This guys diet consists of dirty chow, cheap vodka, and any drug he can get for free. He likes to claim how he gets “Turnt the fucccc up (**arm movement upwards**)” but we all know it’s just his excuse for acting like a pedophile. PS… lose the ketchup and mustard pants you f**got.

Only 1 kinda guy enjoys face shots….forgy’s.- nik