THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been trying to find myself the perfect Sugar Baby here in VanDirty for the longest time.  I have found a few but they get really boring real quick and I can tell they are around me because of my money.  I joined a bunch of sites to help me with this and I think I finally found the one.  She messaged me on one of those sites and we have been talking and texting on the phone nonstop.  Does anyone know anything about her?  I want to make sure she is real because she keeps asking to get married over the phone.

Her forehead is definitely real. Bro, I feel like you are getting set up and I think I see 2pac.- nik