THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Jaylene Strain used to be my best friend until I found out what shes really like. Honestly, she’s a two faced sl*t who starts rumors about herself to get attention. Apparently she blew Jordan Eberle after a hockey game? She wishes. Triple push up bra to make her tits look bigger and walks around Edmonton like she’s hot sh*t. Hunny, I gotta problem .. you`re not hot . You wanna know why guys like you? Cause you give head and sex to anyone that asks blonde dumb sl*t… get a life.

Her inner thighs rub together when she runs, I can tell.- nik