THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Kirsty Lingman, a go-go dancer/stripper/groupie. I have intel on her that she’s pushing 40, yet lies on her Model Mayhem profile saying she’s 27! She tries to create a celebrity persona, but she’s nothing but a greg-sucking-attention-seeking-slore! She’s tried to defend her groupie status by calling herself a photographer. Ha! Intel on her from the Ship Rocked Cruise would indicate otherwise! Kirsty if you read this: shut the hell up about your failed marriage with the lead singer of Spineshank! No one cares! Please put her on blast!

Looks like she has Tori Spelling syndrome.- nik