THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you are not the biggest fan of that Iranian disaster show on Bravo. Check out these sell out whale pictures circling the internet. Yes, Mercedes “MJ” Javid took these on purpose and leaked them herself to help gain attention to her TV show. Someone tell the whale that Snooki died in 2011.

Mercedes Javid’s plan worked since you took the time out of your life to submit the Iranian Sea World show. Looks like her and Reza weigh the same these days.- nik