THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw Michael Phelps partying in Houston with 2 wanna be models, an online blogger and hooking up with some no name girl name Tracy. But the big questions is with all the girls Phelps has all over why be with some anorexia girl with really bad +2’s that could not handle her alcohol.

Michael, I’m not a rocket scientist or anything, but your chick has so major sagging skin… don’t have babies with this one.- nik