THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kelly Wanette Johnson is Little Rock’s most popular girl… when it comes to the guys. She moves all over the country sleeping with guys which she calls “date dashing”.  Kelly “claims” to be a licensed esthetician and spray tan stylist.  But we all know she has taken a page out of Scooby Snack’s guide to life and has been doing some “extra” work while traveling with trouts.

I would never get a spray tan from this chick… I can’t even tell what color she is.- nik