THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I play in a fantasy football league with all my college buddies. The buy in is $1,500 and we have been doing this for the past 7 years. My wife and I got in a huge argument on Saturday night about how I only watch football on Sundays and how she can’t stand it. Which is BS because she has known me before college and knew football is a passion of mine, so I have no clue why its become such a huge issue lately. I passed out after our fight around 3AM Sunday morning to wake up around 11AM with 10 of my 14 players (4 players I have are on the no cut list) dropped from my team… My buddies were texting me saying I’m disowned from the league. It was a huge swing game and playoff lives were on the line and my wife f*cked up about 3 teams by me losing. Nik, I need advice since you are a die hard FF guy like me. I haven’t talked to her and I’m sitting here at work losing my f*cking mind. How could someone I love so much do this to me? What should I do?

Divorce her. That is your only option.- nik