**Update: PETA you might be able to push others around with your legal threats, but I’m not some female begging to get flour bombed by a bully organization. This is your mess to clean up, not mine. End of story.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m dying laughing. PETA put out this flyer with Sarah Jessica Parker confirming what everyone is thinking, SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE! Great marketing PETA! I wonder if SJP was in on the joke?

That is so messed up by Peta, tricking the Queen of all Horse faces to be the face of their Horse campaign.- nik

UPDATED NOTE: We have been contacted by PETA’s legal counsel who states that the SJP ad is actually a hoax. That’s pretty funny. Anyway, ad parodies are protected under the First Amendment even when they are fake. See Hustler Magazine v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46, 108 S.Ct. 876 (1988). To ensure no possible confusion about this, consider yourself disclaimed — the SJP post because is an “ad parody-not to be taken seriously” (h/t to Chief Justice Rehnquist for that).