THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Katie Price from the UK.  I haven’t seen her on TheDirty and wonder why not.  She has to be the hottest woman on earth.  She is nearly flawless and has this amazing body on her… not to mention those massive +2’s that everyone loves.  Katie has been under the knife more than a dozen times and it shows in how perfect she is.  Wanted to ask you what you think about her and why do the British have the hottest girls around?

I actually rubbed it out to Katie for a good 25 days about ten years ago (I loved when she screamed my name with that accent)… unfortunately, age is not her friend. Her +2’s are the only thing keeping her relevant.- nik