THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so check out this hottie from Nottingham ENGLAND! Her name is Sharnelle Guest. Beauty pageant star and ‘actress’.  To be honest I think she does have an LA look about her but she is 100% British! Used to work in the Nottingham Hooters too, which I think she was waaaaay too good for! So the important question I have for you is, would you?

Answer: No, her body is really soft, she has fat wrists and an abnormally long neck.