THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you guys need to stop talking bad about my friend Dan.  I don’t see why everyone is hating on him, the guy did nothing wrong but was born into money and its not his fault.  And yes, Dan does live the ultimate life.  Check out these 3 pictures from the past 7 days of his life.  1st pic is him on set of Hangover 3, 2nd pic is some girl he paid to have sex with on Tuesday or as he calls it Topless Tuesdays and the 3rd pic is him surfing some 14 foot waves.  What is wrong about that?  Tell me he doesn’t live the best life ever.

His name is not Dan, it’s Fake Equis. I wonder if Ottmar Liebert’s “Barcelona Nights” plays in the background when Fake Equis has sex?- nik