THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a female and I’m obsessed with Morgan. I think she’s hot and has it going on. But lately I’ve noticed her lips are getting way too gigantic and it’s just unattractive. Her bod is still hot nonetheless… how does she afford all of her designer labels, lip injections, [possible] cheek injections, her place in south beach, etc etc? I know she bartends at Mansion but I’m pretty sure that alone would not support her lifestyle. Please don’t tell me her secret to all of this is being a porta potty. Eh, I’ll still love her.

Morgan, easy on the lips… any bigger and you will look like a man.- nik