THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so it does look like Fake Equis does have a girl.  Her name is Alana and it seems like they have been dating for a few weeks.  Anyone know anything about her?  She better come from money or Fake Equis is about to get used for daddy’s money.  What is the deal on Alana?

He should have went for the blonde. Her boobs can touch.- nik

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