THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am amazed how completely different Joselyn looks after her nose job. Does your dirty army have any intel on which doctor she went to? She went from looking like a troll that lives under a bridge to actually looking decent. Also, notice how flat her ass used to be? Ass injections saved this woman’s life. I wonder how her butt is gonna look 5 years down the road as the silicone starts to migrate.

Wait is this the Mexican Nanny I wanted to hire? I knew she could smell a dirty diaper from a mile away.- nik