THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is AJ McCarron’s girl, Katherine Webb. She is a pageant queen (Ms. Alabama) and got a lot of attention at the BCS game this year. She’s got those dream killer eyes, you gotta admit. I wanted to ask you what you think and are you all over her like the rest of the nation is now?

She has Luke Wilson jaw and the sharpest nose tip in America. Sorry, I don’t see it.- nik