THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was born in Dallas and have lived here my whole life.  Now that I’m done with college and have been traveling, I have come to realize that in my home town is where the hottest girls in America are.  Here is an example, check out Shyli Eaton, the girl has no flaws and is one sexy beast.  Miami, the girls are all Mexican, in Hollywood they are all fake with plastic and botox.  Here in Dallas it is different.  Why do you think this is Nik?

Dallas has always been my weakness. Surprised I have never met Shyli Eaton?? Maybe I have, don’t remember.- nik