THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as a true dirty army soldier I just want to show the world the hottest chicks who attended the Waste Management Open in NoSco. Yeah, these girls might be average looking to you Nik, but I’m sure they are hot to the rest of the world. The Bird’s Nest is our version of the Kentucky Derby. So eat it.

All this proves is that a good Rhinoplasty surgeon can make bank in Scottsdale.- nik