THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Danielle Dunham.  I actually found this picture in my boyfriends cell phone and I’m extremely pissed.  If you know a guy has a girl why would you be attempting to steal him from his love?  Not cool and I hope karma comes and bites her in the butt sometime in the future.  I guess this stems from Daddy Issues if you ask me.

I wouldn’t worry. Danielle has a square ass and thick shoulders… no way could your dude find this picture attractive.- nik