THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alana has been posted before but no one has asked you if you would.  To me, she is the perfect girlfriend for a rich guy.  She knows her place and knows without his money, she would never be flying PJ’s internationally.  She shuts her mouth and sucks his Greg whenever she is told.  I don’t blame Fake Equis though, if someone is going to use me for my money, better believe i’d be taking full advantage of that.  So Nik, would you with his girl?

Answer: No, she is too experienced and above my pay grade.