THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this dirty whores name is CHELSEA PARSONS, she thinks she is the sexiest thing to ever walk the earth. SHE IS ARLINGTONS NASTIEST TRASHY SKANK. She is a mother of two, and hardly ever sees her kids, she would rather pawn them off at her baby daddies house or her mothers house who is just as doped up on drugs as she is. She cant keep a good home because shaking her ass on a pole obviously is not making her enough money to support her drug and drinking habits. she is a low life dirty bitch that will suck and fck just about anything that passes her way. So guys watch out I heard that her drd is in full effect. What do you think Nik?