THE DIRTY ARMY: Like OOOMG Nik my name is Kayla Massey and I’m the hottest thing to ever hit the planet earth!!! I’m a shitty tattoo artist that lives in Troy, Missouri and I can’t go a day without 33948309 people telling me I’m SOOOOO beautifulll!!! Lesbians like bow down to me!! I like to lock my kids in dog cages but you better not hurt an animal cause that’s just mean!!! I’m a vegan and it’s like SOOOO AWESOMMEEE!!! I force my beliefs down everyone’s throat and I judge everyone I come into contact with because, I mean, hello!! EVERYONE should be like mee!! So tell me Nik, would you fck me? Do you think I’m beautiful?

Is she going for dreads?- nik