THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Daniela Cortazar Garcia Shockey Ortiz. In May of 2012 she married Jeremy Shockey. In December of 2012… he filed for divorce. If you remember she went ahead and sued him for an ass pic he tweeted. In the end the pre nup was so damn good she paid him! Now here she is 7 months pregnant with twin girls who are due in January. Also a new pic of her most recent wedding, with her new husband. All before the ripe age of 23. Jeremy, you may want to rethink this Latin obsession you have going on, amigo.

I wonder if the wedding/baby news hurt Jeremy Shockey or if he celebrated?- nik