THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found your girl. This is Kiira Korpi, Finnish Olympic figure skater, and she is talented and stunning– without fake boobs and without piles of makeup!

Are you smoking crack. I wouldn’t let this girl look at me even if we were in an elevator together… I would be like “Käänny ympäri narttu”. The second image scares the sh*t out of me.- nik