THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what are your thoughts on Senator Ted Cruz? He was just named the 3rd most influential person in the world, behind the Pope and President Obama. He did a 20 hour filibuster in the Senate to try to get a 1-year extension of Obamacare and it turns out that he was absolutely right about everything. He went to Princeton and Harvard Law and he won both the US Debating Championship and the North American Debating Championship. He was also the runner up for the World Debating Championship. The famous liberal Harvard professor Alan Dershowitz said, “Although I disagree with him on every issue, he was the off-the-charts brilliant and the most impressive law student I ever taught.” I think Ted Cruz will end up in the White House one day, what do you think?

I’m sure the Mexicans said “we got next”… so it’s either him or the fish taco guy.- nik