THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has been slooting around Charlotte for some time now and always seems to have mysterious “trips” she travels on. Somehow she lives this lavish lifestyle all on the salary of a lowely cocktail waitress at bubble. Short of posting 1,000 selfies a day to her instagram, and posting videos of her DRIVING and SINGING while she’s filming. This girl is just waiting for natural selection to bite her in the ass. So Nik, do you think she makes bank waitressing or is there something else going on?

I do have to give her credit for her sink. Usually girls are all dirty when it comes to the sink area.- nik