THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, please make Kate Upton Go AWAY! And for the record Cosmo is a stupid magazine I stopped reading in 2001. How could they even suggest that anyone would want Kate Upton’s boobs or that her boobs were in anyway attractive or perky? BTW, I don’t know if the mustache picture is real, but I thought I would include it anyway.

Cosmo has a good facial photoshop team.- nik