THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, you might have seen this little guy around campus at UCLA. His name is Logan Sweet and he is one of the sleeziest man sluts I have ever met. Unfortunately I am speaking from experience. Although he was lucky enough to hook up with me at a frat party last year… he CLEARLY has no standards at all and acts on a “quantity not quality” game plan. I just want to let it be known to all my Lady Bruins to STAY AWAY from this creep, he will lure you in with his “Cali Boy” swag and nice smile but once you get him behind closed doors he is SLOPPY and SMALL! He is a total cheater and I would think twice before taking a ride on this little pony.

Did you just call yourself fat?- nik