THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the former NFL player and always a train wreck Jeff Reed is back at it again! It’s safe to say this dried up, fat ass douche bag prefers his women straight off the pole. He’s upgraded from unsuccessfully chasing bartenders who prefer black men with bigger Gregs to now wifing a well known stripper from the Men’s Club in Charlotte, NC. What’s even better, his chick was and still is a purple crayon loving prostitute! She left her previous stripper job in Charleston, SC because she snitched on the “low country” madam she was hooking for. She told everyone she was a former pastry chef, but the only goodies she’s ever cooked up was how many black penises she could swallow in one night. Everyone around town knows that this “lady” will spread her legs for anyone for the right price.

You can’t even recognize Jeff Reed with a shaved head.- nik