THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is addicted to Pepsi… And is a pathological liar and a thief. I met her at Chloe, where she increased the tip I gave her when she waited on my friends and I for bottle service. Come to find out she will do anything she can to get a little extra cash. Keep your eye out for this one. She is gorgeous on the outside but is dead on the inside (on the left). She claims to be getting herself together and getting an education, after getting kicked out of CSU for trying to sleep with her professor… Class act this one.

If I remember correctly, she has no chest.- nik